Can't Touch Him.

According to this video it seems that MC Hammer also made my family awesome. WERK, cuz.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!!!

What's It Gonna Take In The 90s To Burn The Charts...

On this, the night of the 2010 Grammy Awards, I can't help but think of a certain (MIND-BLOWING) performance at the 1991 Grammy Awards.

A few highlights:

1:45 - Hammer breaks it DOWN.

3:27 - SURPRISE!!!

4:22 - the jealousy on Vanilla Ice's face.

4:34 - the WIN! (Best Rap Solo for "U Can't Touch This")

We miss you, MC.

Hammer Knows What's Best.

leggings. are. not. pants.

THESE are pants.


Thanks, Hammer.

Just What The Doctor Ordered

Don't forget your daily dose of Hammer!

Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em.

And you thought I wasn't serious...